so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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