Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
