Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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