Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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