Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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