No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
...so i touched it.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
These tits shall not be calmed
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
why is half of my head shaved?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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