I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Randomize
