can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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