She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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