So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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