the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i dont even know how to be here
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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