If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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