I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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