girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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