Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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