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If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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