i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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