she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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