i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
it was like eating out sand paper
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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