I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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