I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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