I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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