Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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