If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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