all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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