some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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