Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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