this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I wish you could order shots online.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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