I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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