so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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