ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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