watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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