You smell like stripper and shame
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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