The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
is it fun? or sober?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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