when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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