craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
