Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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