problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
