where does the pee come out of this thing
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
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The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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