I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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