The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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