North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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