I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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