She said her name was "party"
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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