there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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