when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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