He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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