It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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