YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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