Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
ugly people sure do ruin things
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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