i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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