i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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