So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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