I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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