great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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