I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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