No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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