Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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